Some things that happened in my ALiS Sims 2 saves

I welcome you to the apartments they're staying at (minus Polina, I'll deal with her later xD)

Go white boy go

Wtf is wrong with Kanata's dad

Definitely something she'd say

Kanata crying bc his dad's fighting with aries's mum

OH DUDE...

 

 

Bros

ALiS Incorrect Quotes #1 - Wilima

LUCA: Kanata?

KANATA: Mmm?

LUCA: Ya ever see the Flintstones?

KANATA: Sure!

LUCA: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

KANATA: Wilma Flintstone?

LUCA: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?

KANATA: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.

LUCA: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.

KANATA: She's incredible!

LUCA: What d'ya think of Betty?

KANATA: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

LUCA: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?

KANATA: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.

LUCA: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

SOURCE: Red Dwarf S3E1

Moments in the Astra #1

INT. KITCHEN

Charce is in the middle of cooking something. Kanata helps out by preparing ingredients, while Ulgar tidies up. Kanata and Ulgar are talking. Suddenly, Kanata bursts out laughing.

KANATA: WAHAHAHAHA!

ULGAR: No, I'm serious. 

KANATA: Charce!

ULGAR: What- I told you not to tell him!

CHARCE: Not tell me what? 

Charce looks back at them.

CHARCE: What ever is so funny?

KANATA: Dude, it's-- I just sit next to Ulgar, I ask "Bro! How're you doing?", he says "Good". And THEN he says "By the way. Don't tell him, but for some reason I want to punch Charce." WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!

CHARCE: Well, I never!

Kanata runs away to another room.

KANATA: Luca's totally got to hear this!

Charce and Ulgar, left alone, sit in silence.

CHARCE: ...

ULGAR: ...

CHARCE: So...! ... Why?

ULGAR: ...

CHARCE: ... (Sigh) I guess he still doesn't want to talk to me.

Astra vs the Polymorph #2 - First Victims: Guilt, Pessimism, and Stress

DESCRIPTION: Kanata learns that a mysterious alien has infiltrated the ship. Yun-Hua's just been found unconcious on the floor. Now everyone must know what's going on

CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph

KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"

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INT. CORRIDOR.

Kanata and Zack arrive at the scene. Yun-Hua lies unconscious on the floor. 

KANATA: Oh crap!

ZACK: We’re too late!

KANATA: I’ll find Quitterie. You try to gather everyone in the dining hall!

ZACK: On it!

Astra vs the Polymorph #1 - A glimpse into the lives of class B-5!

DESCRIPTION: The crew's just chilling.

CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph

KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"

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EXT. OUTER SPACE

A pod appears floating around in space. As it rotates, the pod reveals a hole on its surface, torn open by force.

SFX: Beep, beep…

NARRATOR: Danger. Do not attempt to open this pod. The creature inside is extremely hostile. It feeds off the human psyche, seeks out the deranged, the unbalanced and the emotionally crippled.

SFX:  Beep, beep…