TIME TO GET GOOD

 I SUCK

Don't Starve will be the end of me

My recent death was so stupid

I died while trying to drop some damn frog legs while trying to escape that giant purple ground tentacle

At least I can get some sleep now 💀

Moments in the Astra #1

INT. KITCHEN

Charce is in the middle of cooking something. Kanata helps out by preparing ingredients, while Ulgar tidies up. Kanata and Ulgar are talking. Suddenly, Kanata bursts out laughing.

KANATA: WAHAHAHAHA!

ULGAR: No, I'm serious. 

KANATA: Charce!

ULGAR: What- I told you not to tell him!

CHARCE: Not tell me what? 

Charce looks back at them.

CHARCE: What ever is so funny?

KANATA: Dude, it's-- I just sit next to Ulgar, I ask "Bro! How're you doing?", he says "Good". And THEN he says "By the way. Don't tell him, but for some reason I want to punch Charce." WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!

CHARCE: Well, I never!

Kanata runs away to another room.

KANATA: Luca's totally got to hear this!

Charce and Ulgar, left alone, sit in silence.

CHARCE: ...

ULGAR: ...

CHARCE: So...! ... Why?

ULGAR: ...

CHARCE: ... (Sigh) I guess he still doesn't want to talk to me.

Astra vs the Polymorph #2 - First Victims: Guilt, Pessimism, and Stress

DESCRIPTION: Kanata learns that a mysterious alien has infiltrated the ship. Yun-Hua's just been found unconcious on the floor. Now everyone must know what's going on

CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph

KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"

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INT. CORRIDOR.

Kanata and Zack arrive at the scene. Yun-Hua lies unconscious on the floor. 

KANATA: Oh crap!

ZACK: We’re too late!

KANATA: I’ll find Quitterie. You try to gather everyone in the dining hall!

ZACK: On it!

Astra vs the Polymorph #1 - A glimpse into the lives of class B-5!

DESCRIPTION: The crew's just chilling.

CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph

KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"

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EXT. OUTER SPACE

A pod appears floating around in space. As it rotates, the pod reveals a hole on its surface, torn open by force.

SFX: Beep, beep…

NARRATOR: Danger. Do not attempt to open this pod. The creature inside is extremely hostile. It feeds off the human psyche, seeks out the deranged, the unbalanced and the emotionally crippled.

SFX:  Beep, beep…

Random ALiS headcanons & scenarios

• Quitterie would make everyone on the Sims and make entire love polygons
• IDKY but Aries seems like she would like Minecraft
• One of the reasons Ulgar starts warming up to Funicia is because he sees, in a way, his younger self in her, and Finn in himself

DUB CHARCE SOUNDS LIKE ANTSCANADA...

If it wasn't for Charce being a biology nut, I would've never made this comparison