Tuesday 30 January 2024

The Guys from Menahat: Observations by You.com xD

The Guys from Menahat: Observations by You.com xD: I sent the AI at you.com a bunch of character quotes and asked it to analyse the guys :D I thought this was cool to read how their personal...

Monday 29 January 2024

Group B-5 as Spectrobe Masters :D

ARIES SPRING
Hapacha
Harumite
Yagizora


KANATA HOSHIJIMA
Shimainu
Zappira
Torgallup

ZACK WALKER
Gorz
Kamakuri
Gejigage

QUITTERIE RAFFAELI
Tamazoa
Piximi
Zazanero

FUNICIA RAFFAELI
Tobasu


Dongiga





LUCA ESPOSITO
Azapi
Pepeza
Segulara

ULGAR ZWEIG
Zeni

Rygazelle
Aobasar



CHARCE LACROIX
Anubi

Leopuba
Ukazeer



YUN-HUA LU
Pago
Vilamista
Shakor
Daidongu

Sunday 21 January 2024

ALiS Incorrect Quotes #1 - Wilima

LUCA: Kanata?

KANATA: Mmm?

LUCA: Ya ever see the Flintstones?

KANATA: Sure!

LUCA: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

KANATA: Wilma Flintstone?

LUCA: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?

KANATA: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.

LUCA: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.

KANATA: She's incredible!

LUCA: What d'ya think of Betty?

KANATA: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

LUCA: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?

KANATA: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.

LUCA: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

SOURCE: Red Dwarf S3E1

Astra vs the Polymorph #3 - Understanding the Threat

WIRK IN PROGRESS

DESCRIPTION: Three of the crew have been attacked by the mysterious shape-shifting alien and have undergone drastic changes in their personalities. Now it is up to who's left to figure out how to stop the creature from making any more attacks and, more importantly, finding a way to bring their friends back.

CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph

KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"

Start | << Previous Chapter | Next Chapter >>

INT. DINING ROOM.

ZACK: We already know this alien can shapeshift, even going as far as to taking on a human form. Kanata and I have witnessed it speaking in a human’s voice to Yun-Hua before she was attacked.

LUCA: That’s crazy messed up. So it, like, manipulated her or something?

ZACK: Exactly.

KANATA: Now, how do we defeat it? And more importantly, how do we get Yun-hua, Ulgar and Quitterie back to normal?

ZACK: I can't think of anything just yet. How about someone does some research? Did anyone bring their laptop?

ARIES: I have mine! I'll go fetch it.

Aries heads to the room's exit.

Class B-5 holding hands moment #1000

https://www.tumblr.com/wethuzz/703322111325995008/nonethefewer-takiki16-ampervadasz-unmute

Friday 19 January 2024

Moments in the Astra #1

INT. KITCHEN
Charce is in the middle of cooking something. Kanata helps out by preparing ingredients, while Ulgar tidies up. Kanata and Ulgar are talking. Suddenly, Kanata bursts out laughing.
KANATA: WAHAHAHAHA!
ULGAR: No, I'm serious. 
KANATA: Charce!
ULGAR: What- I told you not to tell him!
CHARCE: Not tell me what? 
Charce looks back at them.
CHARCE: What ever is so funny?
KANATA: Dude, it's-- I just sit next to Ulgar, I ask "Bro! How're you doing?", he says "Good". And THEN he says "By the way. Don't tell him, but for some reason I want to punch Charce." WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!
CHARCE: Well, I never!
Kanata runs away to another room.
KANATA: Luca's totally got to hear this!
Charce and Ulgar, left alone, sit in silence.
CHARCE: ...
ULGAR: ...
CHARCE: So...! ... Why?
ULGAR: ...
CHARCE: ... (Sigh) I guess he still doesn't want to talk to me.

Thursday 18 January 2024

Astra vs the Polymorph #2 - First Victims: Guilt, Pessimism, and Stress

DESCRIPTION: Kanata learns that a mysterious alien has infiltrated the ship. Yun-Hua's just been found unconcious on the floor. Now everyone must know what's going on

CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph

KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"

Start | << Previous Chapter | Next Chapter >>

INT. CORRIDOR.

Kanata and Zack arrive at the scene. Yun-Hua lies unconscious on the floor. 

KANATA: Oh crap!

ZACK: We’re too late!

KANATA: I’ll find Quitterie. You try to gather everyone in the dining hall!

ZACK: On it!

Astra vs the Polymorph #1 - A glimpse into the lives of class B-5!

DESCRIPTION: The crew's just chilling.

CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph

KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"

Next Chapter >>

EXT. OUTER SPACE

A pod appears floating around in space. As it rotates, the pod reveals a hole on its surface, torn open by force.

SFX: Beep, beep…

NARRATOR: Danger. Do not attempt to open this pod. The creature inside is extremely hostile. It feeds off the human psyche, seeks out the deranged, the unbalanced and the emotionally crippled.

SFX:  Beep, beep…

Tuesday 16 January 2024

Random ALiS headcanons & scenarios

  • Quitterie would make everyone on the Sims and make entire love polygons
  • IDKY but Aries seems like she would like Minecraft
  • One of the reasons Ulgar starts warming up to Funicia is because he sees, in a way, his younger self in her, and Finn in himself

Tuesday 2 January 2024