Tuesday, 30 January 2024
The Guys from Menahat: Observations by You.com xD
Monday, 29 January 2024
Sunday, 21 January 2024
ALiS Incorrect Quotes #1 - Wilima
LUCA: Kanata?
KANATA: Mmm?
LUCA: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
KANATA: Sure!
LUCA: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
KANATA: Wilma Flintstone?
LUCA: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
KANATA: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
LUCA: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.
KANATA: She's incredible!
LUCA: What d'ya think of Betty?
KANATA: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
LUCA: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
KANATA: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
LUCA: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
SOURCE: Red Dwarf S3E1
Astra vs the Polymorph #3 - Understanding the Threat
WIRK IN PROGRESS
DESCRIPTION: Three of the crew have been attacked by the mysterious shape-shifting alien and have undergone drastic changes in their personalities. Now it is up to who's left to figure out how to stop the creature from making any more attacks and, more importantly, finding a way to bring their friends back.
CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph
KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"
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INT. DINING ROOM.
ZACK: We already know this alien can shapeshift, even going as far as to taking on a human form. Kanata and I have witnessed it speaking in a human’s voice to Yun-Hua before she was attacked.
LUCA: That’s crazy messed up. So it, like, manipulated her or something?
ZACK: Exactly.
KANATA: Now, how do we defeat it? And more importantly, how do we get Yun-hua, Ulgar and Quitterie back to normal?
ZACK: I can't think of anything just yet. How about someone does some research? Did anyone bring their laptop?
ARIES: I have mine! I'll go fetch it.
Saturday, 20 January 2024
Don't Starve will be the end of me
Friday, 19 January 2024
Moments in the Astra #1
Thursday, 18 January 2024
Astra vs the Polymorph #2 - First Victims: Guilt, Pessimism, and Stress
DESCRIPTION: Kanata learns that a mysterious alien has infiltrated the ship. Yun-Hua's just been found unconcious on the floor. Now everyone must know what's going on
CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph
KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"
Start | << Previous Chapter | Next Chapter >>
INT. CORRIDOR.
Kanata and Zack arrive at the scene. Yun-Hua lies unconscious on the floor.
KANATA: Oh crap!
ZACK: We’re too late!
KANATA: I’ll find Quitterie. You try to gather everyone in the dining hall!
ZACK: On it!
Astra vs the Polymorph #1 - A glimpse into the lives of class B-5!
DESCRIPTION: The crew's just chilling.
CHARACTERS: All of class B-5, polymorph
KEY WORDS: Comedy, survival "horror"
EXT. OUTER SPACE
A pod appears floating around in space. As it rotates, the pod reveals a hole on its surface, torn open by force.
SFX: Beep, beep…
NARRATOR: Danger. Do not attempt to open this pod. The creature inside is extremely hostile. It feeds off the human psyche, seeks out the deranged, the unbalanced and the emotionally crippled.
SFX: Beep, beep…
Tuesday, 16 January 2024
Random ALiS headcanons & scenarios
- Quitterie would make everyone on the Sims and make entire love polygons
- IDKY but Aries seems like she would like Minecraft
- One of the reasons Ulgar starts warming up to Funicia is because he sees, in a way, his younger self in her, and Finn in himself
Tuesday, 2 January 2024
DUB CHARCE SOUNDS LIKE ANTSCANADA...
If it wasn't for Charce being a biology nut, I would've never made this comparison